Friday, March 03, 2006

What If All Movies Were Made Porn

Another Friday night at home. Sigh....

Same old, same old. Nothing much to life these days. Especially when I'm bored out out my mind. I know its a big waste of time, but I just watched anime the entire day, reading up on new handphones, and play around with different software programs.
Whoop-dee-doo. Thats exciting.
Anyway, when bored people have too much time on their hands, we tend to get a little bit......creative.
Was talking cock online with the Black Byes (those of you who arent familiar with this term...more on this next time) the other day. It was the first time all four of us "gathered" online and we chatted nothing but but pure rubbish. But no doubt, I had alot of fun! Haha. Seriously, it was the highlight of my friggin day actually.
Still, wat transpired from our conversation was what if all movies were made pornographic. And I have to really give credit to my Slut Bro who came up with most of these ideas.
And once we're done.....this is the list of movies that we like to see. Hehe...
Underwear: Evolution............................adapted from Underworld: Evolution
The Pink Pussy..........................................adapted from The Pink Panther
Shameless: The Man Who Stood Up for Asian Porn........adapted from Fearless
V for Vagina...................................................adapted from V for Vendetta
Fantastic Foursome.................................sheesh! do I even need to clarify?
So, look out for these movies coming to a cinema near you!!!!
(Due to copyright laws or defamation, the author doesnt have the balls to publish the entire poster, so that he doenst get his ass sued in court)

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