Tricks of the "Trade"

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Today I'm gonna touch on a topic thats a lil bit......touchy?

Ok girls and boys....err...and all those in between. I'm sure all of us has at some point gawk at a hot looking babe or dude as we're walking along Orchard Road, MRT stations or even along the 5 foot path.

Its just simply irresistable, isn't? The eye wanders and we are constantly hooked on "pretty" figures that catches our attention.

So, lets start with the girls.....how hot do you think you are? Easy.

Recently, I was on my way home from work with a friend. And as we were walking along the MRT underpass; I noticed every guy that walks pass my friend would try to catch a glimpse of how she looked like. And then it occured to me......that's what we guys do all the time! Some guys just can't help it. Its like this sexy silhouette is just right in front of you...and you just cant help but to "admire" it. To put it crudely? Its like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey.

Think about it...if you're walking behind this young hot thing....you'll wanna know how she looks like. True? So, what guys normally do, is that they speed up their pace and try to see whether if she's pretty; as they walk pass them. It usually goes something like this....

Personally, I would call this the "full time football match". If the chick in front of you looks hot from the back....she's won the first half. And then....there's the second half when you see the.....front. Ok...I shall not elaborate more.

Hence, the moral of the story is.....girls. If you ever catch a guy walking pass you and turning their heads to look at you......you have the goods.

Next...this is something more useful for the guys.

If ever you are in the same situation; and you spot this SERIOUSLY curvaceous babe and you you can't seem to see if she's pretty.....then here's a tip for you.

For heaven's sake, when walking behind a gal....stop looking at her ass. And start looking.....at the guys coming from the opposite direction. Make sense? Well, simple. You can get an indication of whether she's really pretty if all the guys coming from the opposite direction can't get keep their eyes off her when they pass by. Additionally, if you see a guy with his mouth wide open, his jaw touching the floor and also drooling at the same time...then I guess she's a winner.

But then again....the gal might just have a huge mole on her nose. Either way....its worth a look.

So, for all of you dudes and babes out there...I hope this information will prove useful when the time calls for it. Its just a small pysche of how guys think I guess.

Disclaimer: The author shall not be liable for any damages (physical or mental) caused from any miscommunication, misconception, misunderstanding or confusion between the 2 genders. Any practice/malpractice of the guidelines provided above are entire at your own risk. And if at any point of time any parties want to file a complaint towards the author? Screw you.